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About Me Member One who left DA and came back! Blue-Tobi-PuppetMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Some Funny Chuck Norris Rules

Sun Dec 28, 2008, 6:17 PM
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

The dinosaurs look at Chuch Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Contrary to popular beliefs, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything = 1; 1 roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds and got one.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris has a pillow under his gun.

Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

Ozzy Osborne once bit the head off of a bat, Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just 1 Lay's potato chip.

:iconnorrisplz: I got these from [link] :iconnorrisplz:

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~MetaLillymon Mar 20, 2009, 1:39:23 PM
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~MetaLillymon Feb 14, 2009, 4:49:44 PM
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~Blue-Tobi-Puppet Jan 13, 2009, 4:53:34 PM
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~Buttered-Toast72 Jan 13, 2009, 7:52:10 PM
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~Blue-Tobi-Puppet Jan 7, 2009, 5:30:01 PM
AWESOME!!!.............what is it

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~knucklesxrouge-rox Jan 7, 2009, 5:33:53 PM
Tis a face

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~Blue-Tobi-Puppet Jan 8, 2009, 7:42:03 PM
of wut

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